Let's talk about morons for a moment.

I need to get a few things off my chest. I want to tell you about STUPID PEOPLE and the STUPID THINGS that they do.
From here on out, I will affectionatley refer to these people by their proper name...moron!
Here are just a few of the things that are on my mind today...

1. I am so totally FOR a ban on cell phones while driving. I can't even count how many times, in the past two days I have come up behind a slow moving car, on the highway, in the fast lane, and as I pull around this moron, he or she is talking on their damn phone!
HEY JACKASS! GET OFF THE PHONE AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!!!

2. When you go to the mall, or grocery store, or where ever it is you have to go, take that extra 10 to 30 seconds and park your car BETWEEN THE LINES.
The lines on the parking lot are straight, when isn't your car moron?
I keep telling Steph that we are going to make some stickers to put on these cars to tell these morons what a great parking job they have done! (full on sarcasm mode here!)

3. Steph will tell you that I am a "crochety old man" now, but for some reason it really bothers me when I see a kid that won't wear his baseball cap straight.
Frontwards or backwards, that's fine, any other way is just wrong!!!!!!
PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS AND PUT YOUR HAT ON STRAIGHT MORON!!!
I can't believe that they think this is a good look! We had a name for those kids when I was younger...moron!

That's all for now. I had a rough day and needed to get some things off my chest. I feel better now. Thanks for reading!
Scott