Deep Thoughts

Sometimes I think of some really strange things.

• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
• How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it’s still there?
• Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
• If it's hot, why do they call it chilli?

These are just some things that I thnk about.

That's all for now.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exception of tequila.