Gift Giving for the Shopping Challenged
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...some "thoughtful" gift ideas. It is getting near the end of your Christmas shopping experience, and you still haven't found that perfect gift. Here are some gift ideas for that person on your list who has darn near everything, or is just plain hard to buy for. All of the ideas you are about to receive were found on e-bay. Don't believe me, check them out for yourself.
First up, something for that folically challenged person on your list... the Midnight Black Mullet Wig. "This auction is for an AWESOME better quality mullet wig......very POPULAR!" A better quality wig! I guess if you want to be the envy of the tailor park, this is the way to go!
How about some Vertical Darts for those Horizontally Challenged Drinkers, Who needs to expend all the effort of chucking darts at a dart board when you can drop them and let gravity do the hard work?
How about the Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head. With God as your co-pilot, what could possibly go wrong?
Maybe you know someone who needs the Artificial Intelligence kit. I know a few people who could use this little gem!
Or maybe you just need to get someone a RANDOM BAG OF CRAP. Need I say more?
Happy Shopping!
2 Comments:
Ooh, I've got my fingers crossed for the darts, but I've got a feeling Santa's leaving me a bag of crap!
Okay, I know I have been really good so can I have the Mullet wig as well as the bag of crap????
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